how to get a good fittin' pair of jeans...

1. find an off-sized pair of jeans which is a size too large

2. put it in the dryer and watch it shrink

3. put it on, it should feel tight

ALL of my clothes have been shrinking... goodness... soon i wouldn't have anything left to wear...

A prayer by the late Robert James St. Clair

We especially comment to your Son, Jesus Christ the Healer,
Those ravanged by pain and fighting for life, at home, and in hospitals.

We ask for the miracle of new sight to see matters differently,
A new flame in the heart to keep hope burning,
and the miracle of wisdom to know what to hope for.

We ask for the miracle of ministry, so that we attend to another's aches and pains before our own are cured.
We ask for the miracle of a sense of humor, so that we can regale friends with our symptoms without boring them to death.
We ask for the miracle of courage and will power so that we don't accept death one minute before its time.

And lastly we pray for the miracle of breath and Spirit;
I pray that you, Holy Spirit, will move gently as a breeze among us just now.

Breathe into thr dust of our being the breath of life again.
Through Christ our Lord,
Amen.